Greetings from the Disney MGM Studios. Wow, it's been a long time since I've been able to post to this, but I thought I'd let everyone know that I'm alive and living with Germans. Go figure.

Happy Canada Day, everyone. Celebrate. It's all right. Watch Bowling for Columbine when it comes out on DVD. That movie will legitimize your festivities for today. Remember, they don't have as many guns or as much crime, and they are justified in thinking that W. is a douche. We should all strive to be like Canada (not like Canadians, though, because they're hosers).